So, why did you join the Queeroes?

Posted by: admin on Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Blackbird: “There was a time where I’d have told you to F__K off before I answered your stupid question. But, Flaming Arrow says I need to work on my “people skills.” Flaming Arrow has been helping me deal with some issues from my past. I hang with him and he hangs with fruitcakes. That’s all there is to it. And, for the last time, I AM NOT GAY!”

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Flaming Arrow: “Actually, he really is kinda gay he just doesn’t like to talk about it. But, seriously, Queeroes is a chance to do some good and put our 10 percent on the super hero map. I love working with these guys and the fact that they consider me their leader is pretty cool. It really doesn’t matter that we’re all gay…we’re still your standard superheroes…we just have a MUCH better decorated headquarters.”

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Spotlight: “I got drunk, some fairy slipped dust in my drink and this is what happened. No, really, it’s a true story. Can I go now?”

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Imaginary: “Fairies don’t really sprinkle dust. That’s just BS that was made up centuries ago to screw with peasants. Okay, yeah I do have wand…but it’s really more of a druid thing. All druids carry a big wand. Look into it. Oh, and yeah, I’m with the Queeroes because I want to be. It’s cool being part of a superteam and it’s the best way I’ve ever gotten my name around town with my pants on.”

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Pragmatic Man: “I thought it would be good for my partner, Party Boi, to understand the dynamics of working with a team. Plus, it gives him chance to socialize and learn from a broader range of heroes. Sure, I could teach him everything myself, but then he’d only have my point of view…which he rarely listens to anyway.”

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Party Boi: “I spend all night running around with hot guys in spandex looking for action. Hello!?! Can you think of any reason NOT to be a part of that? It’s like a circuit party with explosions and fist fights.”